and then that thing happened

Scressling | i like things

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

I can’t tell if this is all some kind of elaborate joke or not…

(via lordpapyrus)

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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(via didyouseethisthing)

—finnish tongue twisters of doom

foryoubluebird:

peculiarnuisance:

SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE DAY

finnish tongue twisters, yo.

translations for your amusement:

  • Yksikseskös yskiskelet, itsekseskös itkeskelet, yksikseskös istuskelet, itkeskellen yskiskelet. Are you coughing alone, crying by yourself, sitting alone, coughing while crying?
  • "Kas vain!" sanoi kasvain, ja kasvoi vain. Vain kasvain voi kasvaa noin vain. "Well, well!" said a tumor, and kept on growing. Only a tumor can get bigger just like that.
  • Vesihiisi sihisi hississä. The water goblin hissed in an elevator.
  • Vasta vastaa vasta vastaavasta vastavastaavasta. The bath whisk answers only for the respective person responsible for the bath whisk.
  • Keksijä Keksi keksi keksin. Keksittyään keksin keksijä Keksi keksi keksin keksityksi Inventor Cookie invented the cookie. After inventor Cookie had invented the cookie, he invented that the cookie was invented.
  • Appilan pappilan apupapin papupata. The bean casserole of the deacon of the rectory of Appila (name of place or “the father-in-law’s home”).
  • Piukka paikka, peikko: paukkupuikko poikki. It’s a tough situation, troll: the bang stick is broken.
  • Kokoa kokoon koko kokko! Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko. Gather up a full bonfire! A full bonfire? A full bonfire.

i’m so happy to be Finnish because if I had to learn to speak the language I probably wouldn’t

tomtom i think you’ll like this blog

(via solongasitswords)

didyouseethisthing:

sonhoedesrazao:

confirmed. waterproof. 

Yo Alex, Brandy Sandy did the ice bucket challenge

haha! Have you seen the Nathan Fillion one? He also tagged Hiddles in it which was just super awesome of him :P

tyrannyrobbers:

I’m reading this article on ted about how to turn small talk into smart conversation and they give examples like:

Ron: How was your flight?
Carlos: I’d be more intrigued by an airline where your ticket price was based on your body weight and IQ.

Beverly: It’s hot today.
Gino: In this dimension, yes.

Riz: What’s up?
Keil: Washing your chicken just splatters the bacteria everywhere.

LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOMEONE SAID THAT IN AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION HOW FAST WOULD YOU WALK AWAY

I don’t know, if someone did that to me i’d be into it. I’d much rather have an intellectual conversation, small talk makes me nervous